her nips are as wonky as paris hilton's eyes
check out this hilarious gossip site : http://thesuperficial.com/
and omg, what happened to Dakota Fanning? she needs to stop growing up, she was sooo adorable, and a damn great little actress. she's looking lanky and awkward as hell at 13...
and lessee...i've decided that i'm completely in love with Suri Cruise. and i fucking HATE that! TC is a fucking crackhead wingnut and katie's become a drone, but damn, that child is ridiculously beautiful. ridiculously. i knew she'd be good looking but damn.i feel like she needs rescuing. ha... brangelina's kid ain't as adorable as she should be... sorry, i read these damn gossip and entertainment mags/sites and constantly see these kids, so it's rather on the top of my mind...thank goodness i have friends out here with tiny little childrens that are super eeeeeeeeeeeee cute and i can play with them...and return them when i'm finished. ha...rent-a-kid... actually, someone mentioned that recently, kind of joking, but kind of not... neither of us has kids, but love them and that we can give them back after babysitting and such. so she said, hey, someone should start a rent-a-kid biz...but i spose parents might not think it's as cool of an idea... and seriously, if any of y'all have kids, this isn't some weird thing and don't be getting all offended and shit.
great, i think i hear that dude from Frontline or whatever knocking at my door. Hey! I only meant we wanted to babysit them! ya fuck...
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Posh Spice is like, 100% manufactured, but at least she has some sense not to talk too much, from what I can tell.
Also, I haven't even seen Dakota Fanning in ages. But God knows we've all had those awkward growing up phases. You should see this pic of Mr. Law from ... I don't know, maybe, Jr. High? He was almost deformed, and his gloriously thick hair was literally like a helmet on his head. A big, fat helmet. My own 5th grade pictures were not too cute, either.
But Lindsey - she looks a lot like the little literal crackwhore that lives near the store with all those sores/ pimples around her moth. Why isn't her mommy out telling people it wasn't her precious money machine's coke?!
Suri Cruise is cute, but she's born into Scientology, for craps' sake.
sadly, Suri is going to grow up to be a head-case robot like her parents, she hasn't a prayer.
The Brangelina kid has a better chance, seeing as her mother has at least surrounded her with some different things. I'm surprised Suri isn't wrapped in bubble-wrap
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